Feb 14
You know you’ve put on a few pounds when the end of your tie doesn’t come anywhere near the top of your pants. (You kind of need to picture this one.) : )
Feb 16
In the beginning there was nothing, and God said, ‘Let there be light!’ And there was still nothing, but you could see it better. : )
This one’s from Scott Smyth (Hong Kong). I plan on using this one two more times, then it will be mine!
Feb 19
You know you’re getting old when you call and make your own dental appointment!
Mar 02
The Roman Empire built hundreds of miles of roads that went out from Rome like spokes in a wheel. For the most part these roads were as straight as the Romans could make them. The question is, “Why?”
The answer is really going to “drive” you nuts. It was because chariots do NOT have steering wheels! : )
Mar 02
Did you know that the invention of the wheel brought about a revolution?
(I realize that we could go round-and-round on whether this is a good one or not.)
Mar 03
Waiter: “Would you like dinner, sir?”
Diner: “What are the choices?”
Waiter: “Yes and No”
Mar 03
Of all the places I’ve been in my entire life, this is one of them! : ) (The same is true for you!)
Mar 11
Attending a wedding for the first time, a very little girl asked her mother, “Why is the bride wearing white?”
The mother gave a little thought to this and answered, “Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life.”
The little girl thought for a moment and asked, “So why is the groom wearing black?” : )
Mar 11
A police recruit was asked during his final examination, “What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother-in-law?”
His response, “Call for backup!”
Mar 17
There are three kinds of people in this world; those who can count, and those who can’t.
(If you think about this a little I can count on you getting it : )