Apr 27

There are two reason as why it is difficult to solve a redneck murder:

!. The DNA all matches.

2. There are NO dental records.              : )


Apr 25

On the headstone of a deceased math teacher that was an atheist:  ”Boy, have I got problems!”

Apr 24

Well, did you make it to the 2009 Boat Show?  No!  That’s really too bad, it had a yacht to offer. (This is really funny — it isn’t!!!  You see a “yacht” is a boat —- it was a “boat” show!  Get it? I’m really not trying to show-boat, just to get the point across. Ah, ——— never mind.

Apr 24

Do you know what Australian Beer is made from?  Why Kangaroo Hops of course!

Apr 24

Have you noticed that when two egotists meet it always an “I” for an “I”?  At least that’s what “I” think.

Apr 24

Have you noticed that unemployment doesn’t work?

Apr 24

Get over it!!!!    It’s all in your mind.

Apr 24

It’s my understanding that in 1968 pantsuits became somewhat fashionable; although there were a few ladies that attempted to skirt the issue.   (Get it! Skirt — pantsuits — you see it’s a play on words, that is, the word pantsuits and the word skirt as they relate to one another — that is — aaah — never mind.)

Apr 24

Of course you DO know what the first Chinese lumberjack used to cut down trees.  Come on, I know you know this ————– Yes!       Chop Sticks of course!!!!!!

See, I knew you knew : )

Apr 24

This is the first program in a series of three programs where we overview the first one and one-half years of programing.