Feb 02

So, you think you know something about baseball. The question: Why does it take longer to get from second base to third base, than from first base to second base?

If you said, “Because there’s a short stop between second and third.”  You’re right!!!  

                                                                                                                (But was that your answer?)

Feb 06

Relatively recent legislation in Spain has given greater rights to apes and other hominids. Other countries are following suit. According to God’s Word, man is created in God’s image, i.e., man is not an animal. This is the topic of discussion on this particular program.

Feb 07

O.K., you’re watching a basketball game, there are 63 seconds left in the fourth quarter, the home team is loosing 82 to 80, and the coach of the home team sends in the second string, why?

To tie up the game of course!          

         (second string — string —– tie up ——get it!?  : )  Now that wasn’t so hard, was it?

Feb 07

You perhaps have heard of the fella that sent ten puns to a friend that didn’t like puns, in the hopeful expectation that at least one would make him laugh.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.  

(Be sure to say this rather quickly. If it still didn’t work for you, YOU’RE the friend!) 

Feb 08

Perhaps you’ve heard of the ink spots that were crying and wailing and nashing their pigment. 

It seems they found out their father was in the Pen.    

(If you like this one it’s from me. If you don’t like this one, it’s from Charlie at my church who told me this one this morning.)

Feb 10

If you haven’t thought of it yet:  Atheism is a non-prophet organization!

Feb 13

This is a very interesting program, in that we discuss the topic of “Acts of God”. Most insurance policies have an exclusion for events that fall under the category of “Acts of God”. I.e., what are also referred to as “natural disasters”. Whether it be a cyclone, volcanic eruption, aircraft crash, or personal diagnosis of a terminal disease, is God the cause?  

I pray this program is somewhat enlightening and encouraging to those that have personally experienced tragedy in their lives. 

Note: There is no Program #55

Feb 14

You know you’re getting old when you purchase a compass for the dashboard of your car.    : )

Feb 14

You know you’ve put on a few pounds when the end of your tie doesn’t come anywhere near the top of your pants. (You kind of need to picture this one.)             : )

Feb 16

In the beginning there was nothing, and God said, ‘Let there be light!’  And there was still nothing, but you could see it better.               : )

This one’s from Scott Smyth (Hong Kong). I plan on using this one two more times, then it will be mine!