Nov 27
Why should one be careful in telling secrets when there is a clock nearby?
Because, “Time will tell” (It was only a matter of time until you figured this one out : )
Nov 26
So, just what do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a raccoon? If you’re a guy and don’t know the answer, don’t feel bad; this is much easier for a woman.
Answer: A fur coat with pockets, of course : )
(Now that you know the answer, you should have a warm fuzzy feeling coming over you.)
Nov 26
Sooooooo, just why DID the farmer plant all of his old car parts?
This one will just DRIVE you crazy ——– He wanted to raise a bumper crop. : )
(Now aren’t you glad you kept on reading?)
Nov 23
What has 2 arms, 2 wings, 2 tails, 3 heads, 3 bodies and 8 legs?
Why, a man on a horse holding a chicken. (Just HOW easy do you want it!!!!)
Nov 22
I became a Christian in February of 1977. Shortly into my new walk I wrote the following:
Hear My Plea
Oh dear Lord please hear my plea, That I might be evermore with Thee
I am a man of lust and sin, so unworthy to come in
I study your Word most everyday, Narrow the gate, so narrow the Way
Humble and modest and meek I am not, Please help me Lord to be what I ought
Satan temps me both night and day, He’s trying to get me to go his way
He wants my soul so terribly bad, Isn’t that most pitifully sad
He takes out my loved ones with smile and glee, He’s always there, he’s after me!
The country that loved you just isn’t the same, There now are movements to take out your name
Out of our books and out of our schools, Satan turns men into such fools!
Satan’s army is growing bold and strong, I know now dear Lord that your coming won’t be long
Tribulation is coming with pain and fright! Give me the strength to shine with your light
My brothers and sisters I love with my heart, I’m so happy that now I’m a part
The days grow short as your coming grows near, I know now dear Lord that I will not fear
I need to learn so much of Thee, Please help me Lord, hear my plea
That I might be evermore with Thee
John
Nov 22
Why do Humming Birds hum. (I know you know, but it’s still good.)
Because they don’t know the words!!!!!! : ) (Some never get too old)
Nov 20
This program is the second program in a series that addresses the topic of whether the Creation Account of the Book of Genesis can be harmonized with the philosophy of Evolution.
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Nov 18
Did you hear about the invisible man that married the invisible woman? I hear the kids weren’t much to look at either. (The humor of this ought to be apparent to you)
Nov 18
Why was the carpet layer so downcast? Well, you would be too if everyone was always looking down on your work. To make matters worse, he carries a cell phone, in order to be readily available. The bad part is that when he’s called at work, he’s called on the carpet. (You don’t really want me to stop, do you?)
Nov 17
Why couldn’t the dog catch is tail? (You’re really going to like this one, as you can most likely relate.)
Because it’s hard to make ends meet these days. : )