Oct 01

There are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who can’t.  

    (Hmmmmmmm …. I can hear the wheels moving)

Oct 02

I probably should have named this, Basic Bible Geography and Nomenclature. O.K., for all of you that considers yourselves knowledgeable of the Bible and Bible places and names, here goes:

What do you call the little streams that flow into the Nile River?

       Why  Juveniles, what else!        If you didn’t know this, shame on you.

Oct 10

Now don’t go and get yourself offended. What do you call a sleep-walking Nun?

A Roman Catholic — what else?!

Oct 10

Have you heard about the new restaurant that just opened on the Moon?

The food is just out of this world, but (here it comes) the prices are sky-high and there’s absolutely NO atmosphere. Come on, you liked it and you know it!

Oct 10

I read somewhere that 98% of all statistical studies are worthless. (You might have to think about this a moment)

Oct 10

One should always take the last photo of the day just before they go to bed. Why? Do you really want to know? Yes, you really do!

That way their day has a “photo finish”          (It’s not THAT bad, is it?)

Oct 20

Profound statement: The Early Bird may get the worm, but it’s the second mouse that gets the cheese.  

                                                       (You might need to give this one a “second” thought  : )

Oct 20

So just where does one get Dragon Milk. Why from (where else?) short-legged cows of course!!!! 

                         I know, you probably thought this one was udderly ridiculous.

Oct 20

When a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?

Oct 20

On this program Light verses Darkness is discussed from both a physical, as well as spiritual perspective.