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Thought to ponder: If all the world is a stage, then just exactly where does the audience sit?

Sooooooo, just why DO they call it Tourist “Season” if you’re not allowed to shoot them?

(I thought about this some, but just drew a blank : )

Thought to ponder:  If one tries to fail, and succeeds, which has he done?

So, just what DO you call a hair-lip bee?  Why a “Mumble Bee” of course.

(Some of you might like to tell me to buzz off with this one.”

Perhaps you heard of the sad lonely ghost that had no one or house to haunt. He went around crying, “Boo-Who, Boo-Who, Boo Who”.

(Would you believe, I made this one up?!)

Just a thought to ponder: Why can one be “in” the movies, but “on” T.V.?

Why can one not be “on” the movies and “in” T.V.” ?

What do you think?

A friend of mine decided to raise rabbits. He lives in a New York apartment building and was able to used the basement for raising his rabbits. The rabbits have never been outside of the building. The “new” species? You say you’d like to know the name of the new species of rabbits? Are you REALLY prepared to know the name?

O,K., here it is: “In-grown Hares” of course!

We had an emergency at church the other day. It seems that an invisible man and his wife couldn’t find their children!    (Actually, the humor of this is quite transparent  : )

All birds have specialized tail feathers that help with flight. These feathers are called pinions.

If you look closely you can tell that ravens have four of these feathers while crows only have three. You could say the difference is just a matter of a pinion.”

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?  A baboom of course.  :  )