Nov 26
Sooooooo, just why DID the farmer plant all of his old car parts?
This one will just DRIVE you crazy ——– He wanted to raise a bumper crop. : )
(Now aren’t you glad you kept on reading?)
Nov 26
So, just what do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a raccoon? If you’re a guy and don’t know the answer, don’t feel bad; this is much easier for a woman.
Answer: A fur coat with pockets, of course : )
(Now that you know the answer, you should have a warm fuzzy feeling coming over you.)
Nov 27
Why should one be careful in telling secrets when there is a clock nearby?
Because, “Time will tell” (It was only a matter of time until you figured this one out : )