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So do you REALLY know why Robin Hood stole from the rich?  Personally, I think it’s quite easy to figure out. It was because the poor didn’t have anything worth stealing!          : )

So! You think you really know your history! Let’s see how well.

What was the first thing Queen Elizabeth did when she ascended the throne? After giving much consideration to this question, I believe I figured it out.   She sat down!                   : )

Regardless of how hard you push the envelope, it is STILL stationary!

(Just a thought. Not much of one I’ll admit, but “still” a thought : )

Of course you DO know what the first Chinese lumberjack used to cut down trees.  Come on, I know you know this ————– Yes!       Chop Sticks of course!!!!!!

See, I knew you knew : )

It’s my understanding that in 1968 pantsuits became somewhat fashionable; although there were a few ladies that attempted to skirt the issue.   (Get it! Skirt — pantsuits — you see it’s a play on words, that is, the word pantsuits and the word skirt as they relate to one another — that is — aaah — never mind.)

Get over it!!!!    It’s all in your mind.

Have you noticed that unemployment doesn’t work?

Have you noticed that when two egotists meet it always an “I” for an “I”?  At least that’s what “I” think.

Do you know what Australian Beer is made from?  Why Kangaroo Hops of course!

Well, did you make it to the 2009 Boat Show?  No!  That’s really too bad, it had a yacht to offer. (This is really funny — it isn’t!!!  You see a “yacht” is a boat —- it was a “boat” show!  Get it? I’m really not trying to show-boat, just to get the point across. Ah, ——— never mind.