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On the headstone of a deceased math teacher that was an atheist:  “Boy, have I got problems!”

There are two reason as why it is difficult to solve a redneck murder:

!. The DNA all matches.

2. There are NO dental records.              : )

Perhaps you heard of the fellow who could not find anyone to sing with him? Yep, you guessed it, he went out and bought himself a “Duet-Yourself Kit”!      : )

Do you know why the Pilgrim’s pants kept falling down?   Why, it’s because they wore their buckles on their hats!!

Thanks Charlie!

Why is it that the mummy has no friends?   He’s all rapped up in himself.  (I could say more about this, but mum’s the word).

: )

What does a little boy in Egypt call his mother. Why “Mummy”, of course.

: )

Perhaps you heard of the young boy that plowed his first field next to the Nile River. After he plowed his first farrow his father said, “Son, that’s a fair-row.”   Yes you guessed it, I DID make this one up. What do you think? Was it pretty fair?

: )

Never underestimate the power of stupid people, especially in large groups (like political parties).

Thanks Brek, as you can see I’ve adapted this somewhat.    : )

Perhaps you can be of some help to me. My question is: Are vegetarians allowed to eat animals crackers?

(I know that some of you probably think this is somewhat crummy. Crummy …. crackers …. get it? …. crackers can be crummy …. crummy crackers …. you see, if crackers couldn’t be crummy my play on words would mean nothing …. but as it is crackers CAN be crummy, therefore my play on words should be funny …. get it? …. funny …. means you should laugh …. if you don’t laugh it’s NOT my fault!)

Just what would you call a fly that had not wings? Would you call him a walk?

(When I posted this I was somewhat reluctant to put this under the category of “Humor”. Was I wrong?)