Jul 07

Perhaps you can be of some help to me. My question is: Are vegetarians allowed to eat animals crackers?

(I know that some of you probably think this is somewhat crummy. Crummy …. crackers …. get it? …. crackers can be crummy …. crummy crackers …. you see, if crackers couldn’t be crummy my play on words would mean nothing …. but as it is crackers CAN be crummy, therefore my play on words should be funny …. get it? …. funny …. means you should laugh …. if you don’t laugh it’s NOT my fault!)

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