Oct 28

Since I retired from the Air Force I’ve had several people that have asked me if I got a commission when I was in. I tell them all the same thing; I received NO commissions, just straight salary   : )

Oct 30

For those of you that consider yourselves knowledgeable of Scripture. Where was Solomon’s Temple located?

           On the side of his head, just like your temple. (My, my, sometimes I really wonder about you.)

Oct 30

So, just what DID the snail say as he rode on the back of the turtle?

                   Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  (This is just a weeee bit funny.)

Oct 31

When the snail that had been run over by a turtle woke up in the recovery room, the first thing he said was, “Never saw him coming!”                (This will slowly sneak up on you.)