Jan 25

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of the shopkeeper, the young blonde declared, ‘Well, then, maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own Alligator and get a pair of Alligator shoes for free!!!’

The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, ‘Well, little lady, why don’t you do just that?’

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an Alligator and make her own shoes.

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper was driving home, he spotted the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water of the swamp, shotgun in hand. 

As he brought his car to a stop, he saw a huge 9-foot Gator swimming rapidly toward her.  With lightning reflexes, the blonde took aim, shot the Gator and hauled it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead Gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement as the blonde struggled mightily and finally managing to flip the Gator onto its back. Then, rolling her eyes heavenward, she screamed in frustration…..

                                                                                    “Oh, No! THIS ONE’S BAREFOOT, TOO!!!”

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