Oct 25
I’ve just sent my registration off to the Phoenix Table Tennis Club to enter the Valley of the Sun Open, December 6-7, 2008. I’ll be playing in the Over 60 Singles Round Robin, Rated Singles U-1300, and U-3200 Doubles. I do not have a doubles partner, but the tournament director said he’d find me one.
I’m really looking forward to this tournament, as it’s not just the geriatrics (they will be the minority), but a lot of young good players. I plan on taking lots of pictures and watching some excellent matches.
Oct 25
Have you heard about the cat that ate the cheese and sat by the mouse-hole with “baited breath”?
Oct 26
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”
If you don’t laugh at this, it’s going to eat at you all day : )
Oct 27
Don’t be pessimistic, it won’t work!
: )
Oct 27
What did the Grape say when the elephant stepped on him?
Nothing – — he just let out a little whine. (Come on, you know it’s cute.)
Oct 28
A man enters his doctor’s office with a carrot sticking out of one ear, a stick of celery sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of each nostril. The doctor stops him in his tracks and says, “I can tell you what’s wrong with you already; you’re not eating right!!!
Oct 28
Since I retired from the Air Force I’ve had several people that have asked me if I got a commission when I was in. I tell them all the same thing; I received NO commissions, just straight salary : )
Oct 30
For those of you that consider yourselves knowledgeable of Scripture. Where was Solomon’s Temple located?
On the side of his head, just like your temple. (My, my, sometimes I really wonder about you.)
Oct 30
So, just what DID the snail say as he rode on the back of the turtle?
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (This is just a weeee bit funny.)
Oct 31
When the snail that had been run over by a turtle woke up in the recovery room, the first thing he said was, “Never saw him coming!” (This will slowly sneak up on you.)