Oct 23

Just the other day I was pondering the question, “Why do watermelons have water in them?” After giving this careful consideration I believe I figured it out. Here it comes———

   It’s because they’re planted in the spring.  (Get it? Spring. Like a spring of water, not like  a particular season of the year Spring, but the spring of water. It’s like some kind of play on words or something. Wow, I don’t believe I’ll be able to sleep tonight. This is really exciting for an old guy. When I get to the nursing home I’ll do a lot of pondering and I plan on sharing all of my pondering with the nursing home staff —–they’ll really like me  : )

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