Apr 24

Well, did you make it to the 2009 Boat Show?  No!  That’s really too bad, it had a yacht to offer. (This is really funny — it isn’t!!!  You see a “yacht” is a boat —- it was a “boat” show!  Get it? I’m really not trying to show-boat, just to get the point across. Ah, ——— never mind.

Apr 25

On the headstone of a deceased math teacher that was an atheist:  “Boy, have I got problems!”

Apr 27

There are two reason as why it is difficult to solve a redneck murder:

!. The DNA all matches.

2. There are NO dental records.              : )