Jan 31

Perhaps you caught the news about the Cold Eskimos. It seems two Eskimos were out fishing in a kayak when one said to the other, “I don’t think I can do any more of this, I’m freezing!” His buddy replied, “So am I, but I have an idea. Why don’t we build us a fire?” His buddy’s response, “You mean build a fire right here in the kayak?” “Yes, right here in the kayak.” “That’s a great idea!” 

Well, they built the fire, it burned a hole in the kayak, the kayak sank, and they both drown. This just goes to show you, “You can’t have your kayak and heat it too!”          (Come on, you KNOW you like it!)

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