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Why is an eye like a man that’s being flogged?   Because the eye is under the lash too.

                                                                             (If you’re a good pupil, you got this one)

Why do ducks often appear somewhat sad?    It’s because when they preen their feathers they often get down in the mouth.          (A little foul I know  : )

Why couldn’t the dog catch is tail?  (You’re really going to like this one, as you can most likely relate.)

             Because it’s hard to make ends meet these days.       : )

Why was the carpet layer so downcast?     Well, you would be too if everyone was always looking down on your work.   To make matters worse, he carries a cell phone, in order to be readily available. The bad part is that when he’s called at work, he’s called on the carpet.     (You don’t really want me to stop, do you?)  

Did you hear about the invisible man that married the invisible woman?  I hear the kids weren’t much to look at either.              (The humor of this ought to be apparent to you)

Why do Humming Birds hum.  (I know you know, but it’s still good.)

                  Because they don’t know the words!!!!!!   : )      (Some never get too old)

What has 2 arms, 2 wings, 2 tails, 3 heads, 3 bodies and 8 legs?

   Why, a man on a horse holding a chicken.   (Just HOW easy do you want it!!!!)

Sooooooo, just why DID the farmer plant all of his old car parts?

    This one will just DRIVE you crazy ——– He wanted to raise a bumper crop.    : )  

                        (Now aren’t you glad you kept on reading?)

Why should one be careful in telling secrets when there is a clock nearby? 

     Because, “Time will tell”       (It was only a matter of time until you figured this one out  : )