Nov 26

Sooooooo, just why DID the farmer plant all of his old car parts?

    This one will just DRIVE you crazy ——– He wanted to raise a bumper crop.    : )  

                        (Now aren’t you glad you kept on reading?)

Nov 26


So, just what do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a raccoon?   If you’re a guy and don’t know the answer, don’t feel bad; this is much easier for a woman.  
                                 Answer: A fur coat with pockets, of course : )
    (Now that you know the answer, you should have a warm fuzzy feeling coming over you.)


Nov 27

Why should one be careful in telling secrets when there is a clock nearby? 

     Because, “Time will tell”       (It was only a matter of time until you figured this one out  : )